Meet Zoey, a 1.5 year old Shepherd mix. She was recently diagnosed with kleptomania, to no one’s surprise. There is no sock, child’s favorite toy, or beloved shoe that is safe from a swipe. It is now a standard warning issued to all guests that they   “please place all  shoes, purses, and other valuables in this closet!” It’s the only guarantee for safekeeping…until she masters the art of opening doors (which she unfortunately has become quite adept at…).